Monday, January 19, 2009

A-ha Moments


Have you ever heard people refer to "ah-ha moments"? You know, the moment when something finally makes sense to you? Well, everytime I hear people use this phrase I immediately think of A-ha, the 80's band from Norway responsible for the international smash hit "Take On Me."
That song rules. May it play in your head for the rest of the day.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Paige Davis Must Go


On my 20 mile trip down I-15 every day to work I pass about 8 Paige Davis/RC Willey billboards. She is EVERYwhere. She bugs me quite a bit. The commercials are worse. Her personality makes me cringe. My gag reflex starts going haywire when I hear/see how overly cheesy she is. I have composed a haiku summarizing my feelings about Paige Davis:
Annoying me tons,
She doth make me so sad,
Paige Davis must go.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Dig Out Your Soul

Two weeks ago I took it upon myself to clean Dani's car. Dani's automobile usually smells like a wet equine and that day was no exception. But, I found something extraordinary in the boot that day. (2 asides: 1. We called the trunk the "boot" in Johannesburg days. 2. The word extraordinary seems odd to me. More ordinary than usual? )
I found "Dig Out Your Soul," Oasis' new record that I've been pining for ever since we were rocked by them in Seattle. Dani had, clearly, been trying to hide the disc from me as a Christmas gift. I could either pretend I hadn't found it or unleash the rock. I chose the latter.
There are a couple of average tunes but, for the most part, Oasis is on top of their game. Noel has written one of the coolest Oasis songs ever in "Waiting for the Rapture"(that guitar is just mean) and "I'm Outta Time" is the best ballad Liam's done (yes, better than "Don't Go Away"). Reportedly it took 9 years to write--well worth the wait I'd say. "The Nature of Reality" sounds like Oasis impersonating the White Stripes and is splendid.
Anyway, Dani was pretty mad that I found the gift but soon got over that.
"Dig Out Your Soul" is the best album of the year, people. Thanks Dani.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The new Killers album

Anyone who knows me well knows that The Killers are my boys. I declare that they are in my top 4 modern bands (post 1990) among some pretty elite company: Oasis, The Smashing Pumpkins, and Weezer (I know the last album was a fumble, but that's a whole other blog post).

Anyway, Brandon and the boys just released "Day and Age" and, I must say, it is a mixed bag. On the one hand, I think that "The World We Live In" is a superb piece of pop music, just as good as anything off the first record (excluding the limited edition). But, what on earth were they thinking with "I Can't Stay"? On a 10-song record, there is no room for this odd experiment--it belongs as a b-side somewhere else. "Goodnight, Travel Well" is overly long and basically uninteresting--i kept waiting for the soaring payoff at the end but it never came. And, "Joy Ride" sounds like something that Paul McCartney did back in the 80's akin to "Silly Love Songs" which ain't the best stuff that Sir Paul has produced. I simply need more rock from my Killers.

This album is still better than pretty much anything that came out this year (excluding Cardinology and Dig Out Your Soul by Ryan Adams and Oasis respectively) but I need to feel the charm of Hot Fuss and the power of Sam's Town on the next record. 3 out of 5 stars.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Made for TV

Last night was the third and final presidential debate. This was a classic replay of Nixon-Kennedy, the first televised debates. Nixon was, arguably, the more knowledgable candidate, the more experienced politician. But Jack didn't sweat on TV. He smiled more. He looked at the camera more often. He came off as more collected, more "presidential." And the rest is history.

McCain was Nixon: more agitated, less personable, less photogenic than is opponent. Obama was Kennedy: more calm, less irritable, more measured in his voice patterns.

I think it strange that McCain often complains about Obama's unwillingness to do more debates and town hall meetings. John is an old man in an age of tv marketing that focuses on being polished and delivering lines with a smile. Even when McCain had the upper hand in terms explaining his arguments (like on the Supreme Court, and vouchers) it was the way in which he spoke and gestured that people will likely remember.

McCain came off as the old curmudgeon when he needed to appear as the passionate, elder statesman. He needed to chide Obama's policies without seeming condescending. He broke the first rule of debates which is to "do no harm." By (sometimes boringly) keeping his cool and sticking to his message, Barack did no harm and, thus, won the debate.

I am very surprised at how far behind McCain is right now.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Que Sera, Sarah

I know i already commented about Mrs. Palin, but I just had a couple more things to say about her. . .

I think she'll be a great VP--as long as she can take a tiny teleprompter EVERYWHERE she goes during her time in office. Exhibit A: Sarah goes to get a bite to eat at a lil' place in Philly. A chap asks her if the U.S. should cross the border into Pakistan to fight terrorism. Sarah says: "If that's what we have to do stop the terrorists from coming any further in, absolutely, we should." The problem is, this is the exact opposite view that John McCain has, an issue that John spent considerable time mocking Obama on in the first debate. Time for a tiny, portable, teleprompter Sarah.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Utah Jazz, 2008-2009

Well, methinks it is time to write about something other than politics. So, today, I would like to say a few things about my boyz: the Utah Jazz.
It seems like just yesterday that I was sitting with Dani in a Chili's, ('cause we don't have cable) swearing, as I watched my Jazz throw their season down the toilet with an atrocious first-half performance vs. the Lakers. Since my childhood I have become accustomed to the sick feeling that comes to my stomach every May or June as the Jazz blow opportunities to achieve an NBA title. How oft has my soul wept over these blown opportunities.
Due to financial strains on the team that will come to a head next year, the Utah Jazz as we know it will certainly change--Larry simply won't have enough money to go around now that D-Will (deservedly) signed his big contract.
So this year is a very good opportunity for the Jazz. We have 2 gold medal olympians and a seasoned supporting cast. With the Spurs not getting any younger and dealing with injuries the Jazz could have an opening. I still think the Lakers will be formidable though.

Unrealistic prediction: Jazz win title.
Actual prediction: Jazz return to the finals.